In an incredibly short space of time, GoPuff - the home delivery app started up here in Philly by two Drexel bros - has scaled its way into a handful of major markets and your phone as well. (Some of us more than others.) In the process, they've accrued literally millions in venture capital and stoner godhead status, simultaneously. But if we are being honest, none of this is as interesting to us as the sheer variety of crap GoPuff has on offer. Behold, some shit we are not buying on GoPuff: