For those of you wondering about the current status of Rule 34: It is alive and well. And so it will come to pass (see what I did there?) that BikeSmut will roll into town for what it says is its final appearance here on Friday night (and first that we are ever hearing of it). What is it, you ask? Oh, you know — just your average festival of home-made, low-budget fetish porn, all featuring bikes! BikeSmut is now in its 9th and final year, as we say, but in that time, it's toured all over, gotten international recognition, and proven, to all who need it, that bike porn is, in fact, a thing. But if you still do not believe me, please view the work-safe trailer below. This Friday, Wooden Shoe books will host the film fest and panel discussion as well. If there is any way someone can get Byko to this thing, we're thinking it could be the unspoken release he has so obviously been craving for so, so very long.