This Morris Arboretum Yarnbombing Video Is Basically Everything That Is Wrong With Nice White People Right Now

Morris Arboretum welcomes fiber artist Melissa Maddonni Haims this spring with an exhibit, Wrapped Up: Yarnbombing at Morris Arboretum. Interview with Melissa Maddonni Haims!

Ukelele music? Check.

Vigorous upspeak? Checkity-China-the-Chinese-chicken-check.

Self-aggrandizement a la “the project just kept getting bigger and bigger and THEN…?” Oh fuck yes check.

“I really like the idea of putting art in places where there isn’t art?” Check, but yo: GOD AND THE DESIGNERS OF THE ARBORETUM WOULD PROBABLY BEG TO DIFFER.

YARNBOMBING? CHECK.