And thus, tonight at First Unitarian Church, "SHEER LARRY" was born. Maybe real life is just a little bit like Fugazi after all. 

Thanks to longtime Philebrity reader Andrew Crowley for sending this along.

PREVIOUSLY, AS IF IT WAS ALMOST SUGGESTED TO THE COSMOS THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD EVENTUALLY HAPPEN:

· OH LET US COUNT THE WAYS SHEER MAG COULD ACTUALLY BE YOUR LIFE COACH

· 10 LARRY KRASNER EVENTS I’VE BEEN INVITED TO BUT ONE OF THEM IS A LIE*