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In Honor Of Bryn Mawr Film Institute Showing Airplane Tonight WITH "In-Flight Cocktails" Please Read Out "The White Zone" Bit With The Person Next To You

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 
Male announcer: [ later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. 
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. 
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. 
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! 
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. 
[ Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. 
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. 
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

Damn. Not woke. Even so, it's a classic. Do click here if you are up for a suburban jaunt on Wednesday evening. Oh look, they even made a trailer!