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In Honor Of Bryn Mawr Film Institute Showing Airplane Tonight WITH "In-Flight Cocktails" Please Read Out "The White Zone" Bit With The Person Next To You

In Honor Of Bryn Mawr Film Institute Showing Airplane Tonight WITH "In-Flight Cocktails" Please Read Out "The White Zone" Bit With The Person Next To You

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. 
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. 
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. 
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. 
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! 
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. 
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. 
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. 
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

Damn. Not woke. Even so, it's a classic. Do click here if you are up for a suburban jaunt on Wednesday evening. Oh look, they even made a trailer! 

A former pilot with a fear of flying is the only hope to land a jumbo jet that is forced into chaos when a bout of food poisoning debilitates its crew. Leslie Nielsen’s deadpan delivery brings big laughs in this uproarious parody of the Airport franchise and other ‘70s disaster flicks. With price of admission, patrons will be served one mixed drink by BMFI stewardesses. Surely, you won’t want to miss this high-flying event, but don’t call me Shirley! BMFI presents AIRPLANE! on Wednesday, August 3, 2016, at 7:00 pm. Visit BrynMawrFilm.org for tickets and details.

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