The fundamental anachronism of the way a lot of us wear politics right now is that it's under the impression we live in a world where your choice somehow not only congratulates your character, but also is your character. This is a boomer thing, people. It is from a different time. Presently, it feels like all voters are kind of behaving like Trump voters, including Trump voters. But here's the thing: When all voters are like Trump voters, TRUMP WINS.

Can we get it together, people?  Can we just please get it together please?